January 2012
December 2011
That awkward moment when you don't know how to greet Hello Kitty. Hello hello kitty? Hello kitty? Meow?
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
cosmo tip #125
to make your new years’ sexcapades special and exciting, stick a lit sparkler in his ass! the more adventurous can try a roman candle ;)))
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A Voicemail from Kristen’s Phone
BEAUTIFUL omg
OH.
um wat.
I feel like I've been eating nonstop for days.
I can’t decide if it’s because I’ve been premenstrual or constantly stoned.
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2:18
oh
shit
son
guess which smooth motherfu-
bicycle
where the fuck
are my cookies
where the fuck
did they go
Hi I’m Ted Allen, welcome to Chopped!
Please open your baskets.
And your first ingredient is: Plain old cabbage
Your second ingredient is: 2 plastic bags
The third ingredient is: A young rhesus monkey
And your final ingredient is: Some reams of paper
Ooooh that last one is going to trip up some of our competitors.
This is a great post good LORD
I made a Cabbage and Plastic Bag salad, with Fried Rhesus Monkey and Paper Croutons. The dressing is a Vinaigrette made with just a hint of Ginger.
I hate everything about everything on this plate.
finally told my parents they’re gay
