March 2011
Meatloaf and a Shot
Mom: Meatloaf for dinner got shot in my hand
Me: ?????
Mom: We’re having meatloaf for dinner.
Me: No, What happened to your hand?!?!
Mom: Doctor put a shot in it.
February 2011
Last night I had a dream that there was a Zombie...
kfish:
but there was one zombie that didn’t want to eat me and he loved me and he wasn’t like the rest of the zombies. Better be glad it wasn’t Stephenie Meyer that had this dream or else we’d have the next hit YA novel.
Hahah! I’d probably read/see that. I can imagine it being something like:
“I looked into his dark blue eyes. Well, eye, because one of them had melted out of his...
That moment when you hear the producer of The...
whynotdosomestuff:
I can’t tell when Brits are gay, so I was shocked, but was all like “Awww!”
It's Portman, motherfucker!
ohblackswan:
Who’s your Swan Queen!?
Natalie Portman.
katiefuckingfitch-:
The only thing higher than the ratings for the...
lizzyismystagename:
James Franco.
