- Mom: Where did you in to bitch?
- Mom: That last txt was supposed to say where did you go to church
- Dad: Guess where I am.
- Me: What happened?
- Dad: Went to the ER to have a noodle removed from under my thumbnail. Long story.
- Me: A noodle? Like a noodle? A NOODLE noodle?
- Dad: A spaghetti noodle to be exact.
Greg: “I hope a cat comes in and sucks the breath out of your lungs while you’re asleep and suffocates you.”
Becca: “U guise r da best.”
This how I do it:
Open a new tab and click on text. Click on the “Upload photo” button in the upper right hand corner of the text box and find the gif you want. Then, copy and paste it into the post you want to put it in.
Easy as pie.
Hope that helped :)
Becca: When Greg said my mouth was going to be on his penis I thought he said balls and peanuts!
Becca: Greg, you missed my helium sucking!
Greg: That’s ok, you will be sucking later on.
Becca: What’s that supposed to mean?
Greg: Your mouth is going to be on my penis. Does that help?
Sam: Let me hear your body clock.
Greg: I want to feel your body clock.
hahahah omg that is violent. i’m working on my wig! i’m trying to be drew barrymore for the video.
You can admit your true hate for us. We don’t have feelings therefore they cannot be hurt.
we hab noo soals
this gif scares me. that’s all I have to add.
- Customer: 'Scuse me, ma'am?
- Me: Yessir?
- Customer: Where's Y'all's gun section?
- Me: Excuse me?
- Customer: Where d'y'all keep yer guns at?
- Me: Uhhh We don't carry guns?
- Customer: Oh, I was just checkin'.
- My brain: So the big sea of silk flowers when you walked in the front door wasn't the first clue? Or did you think we had squirrels hiding in there?