It saddens me to see girls proudly declaring they’re not like other girls –...– “I’m not like the other girls”, Claudia Gray Excellent article. I always end up thinking this when I see reblogs like that. Female competition is a horrible, poisonous thing (that I’ve only recently gotten over engaging in, and I am much happier for it). (via birdwithapeopleface)
methlabrador: what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
oldmanyellsatcloud: yencid: Only Weather report you will ever have to watch. no seriously watch it. All in one take.
urbran: i just found this video on my computer from like 2 years ago and i am DYING
Person: How can you tell what song it is from the first 5 seconds of sound?
Me: HOW CAN YOU NOT?
oncelut: my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this i…
baracrack: coryoutsidethehouse: hayisfortracecyrus: i have reblogged this literally 23948242 times I FOUDND ITo gfogm OMG IT’S BACK
foolish-incantations: purpleoyster: galehawthorne: i love to pop and lock and jam and break is that even legal sometimes i think its cooler than homework
I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
niallinmyfridge: If you never had a crush on Danny Phantom you’re a liar and I hate you
fag-nificent: xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex. this may be my favorite post on...
pizzaforpresident: “Today sucks, don’t text” types the fifteen year old girl as she updates her facebook status. She picks up her Blackberry Bold 8800 and waits 5 seconds. Her phone begins to vibrate with tremendous force as every single one of her friends sends her a message reading “What’s wrong?” The girl smiles smugly and leans back in her chair, an overwhelming feeling of satisfaction...
Amy Poehler’s East Coast Rap.
worb: to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it