What a fucking train wreck.
Becca. Nearing 21. I can tell you who played George McFly in Back to the Future, but I can barely pass my classes.
Ughhhh. I miss the trolls but can’t talk to them much because this shithole of a computer would probably explode if I tried to download skype onto it. omg.
sam: grandpa told me thi—
becca: is this bullshit? cause all grandpa stories are bullshit.
sam: my grandpa blasted through earth’s crust from the depths of hell.
sam: in the olden days—
becca: like the 1980’s?
sam: long story short so when the first bottling plants were around and they put soda in bottles, they didn’t have capping machines yet so what they did after they bottled the soda inside the glass bottle they’d put a really small marble thing in it and they’d turn it upside down and the pressure would keep the marble at the top of the bottle and it’d seal it so in order to open it you’d have to slam your hand at the top of the bottle and the marble would fall to the bottom of the bottle and you had to pop the bottle and that’s why we call it pop the end
Becca: I’m 400 posts away from 20,000.
Kristen: I’m 300 posts away from 18,000.
Derek: I haven’t even hit 2,000. Tumblr is nothing to me anymore.
I love how accurate this gif is to our lives.